Do you admire Ronald Reagan? I pray to him.
Are you concerned about border crossings? I am. We have millions of undocumented spotted sparrow crossings every year. An outrage!
Do you think Obama was born in Kenya? Yeah right! He was born on Mars, and I can PROVE it!
You try prying my guns from my cold dead hands and I'll shoot ya!
Do you think the Pope is a moral authority? Almost as much as Santorum, I guess.